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Welcome to my Blog! Yes, I am nude behind this desk... get over it... that's how I roll. Some say I'm sick and twisted, some say I'm simply misunderstood. Some say I'm on crack while others say I'm just high on life. And while there may not be a whole lot people agree on when it comes to me, there's one thing that escapes debate... I always speak my mind. So... sit back, relax, light one up, throw a couple back... do whatever it is you do... and enjoy.

Cheers,



Cool Game Of The Day

Man this thing can waste some time... check it out:

Ball Revamped 5:

Ball Revamped 5 Latest in the popular series.
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Man Accused Of Having Sex With A Sheep Walks Because The Animal Was Unable To Testify

Hmmmm... seems... ummm... reasonable?

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht in the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.
But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify that it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

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And don't worry... as you can see from my previous post on the subject... the guy will get what's coming to him if Leviticus has anything to say about it!
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Monkey To Join SWAT Team

I found this particularly interesting...

MESA, Ariz. (AP) - Police tactical units usually don't engage in a lot of monkey business, but one SWAT team wants to add a capuchin monkey to its staff.
"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Sean Truelove, an officer with the Mesa Police Department who builds and operates tactical robots for the unit in suburban Phoenix.

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Dad, I Don't Want A Civic Anymore, I Want An M200G Volantor



OK.... I HAVE TO get me one of these!! Imagine pulling up to a chick at a red light in one of these bad boys!

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Chris Farley Reincarnated



Holy cow... it really is him... just like he was in those skits as the large hungry lady... observe:

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