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Welcome to my Blog! Yes, I am nude behind this desk... get over it... that's how I roll. Some say I'm sick and twisted, some say I'm simply misunderstood. Some say I'm on crack while others say I'm just high on life. And while there may not be a whole lot people agree on when it comes to me, there's one thing that escapes debate... I always speak my mind. So... sit back, relax, light one up, throw a couple back... do whatever it is you do... and enjoy.

Cheers,



Dramatic Prairie Dog

You've probably seen this by now, but if not... I don't want to oversell it or anything... but get ready to witness the greatest thing in the history of the world:

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How To Use A Bidet...


A good friend of mine sent me this handy dandy little article on how to use a bidet. Next time you're in some crazy hotel or over in Europe, keep these tips in mind:

- Make sure you're at least semi-clean before use.
- Don't forget to adjust the temperature.
- Use caution if bathing a baby in the bidet.
- Baby in the bidet?? WTF!??
- Try to resist drinking from the bidet.

For more bidet tips and tricks, checkout this handy wikihow article...

How To Use A Bidet
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